The 2010 ArgonDigital Software Requirements Holiday Medley Part 2

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Execs we have Heard on High
Execs we have heard on high
Loudly shouting all their plans,
All the BAs nod in reply
Echoing as joyous fans
Ooooobjectives, management knows best!
Ooooobjectives, management knows best!
BAs, why this jubilee?
Why so joyously go along?
To get some direction, see,
Boy those execs can do no wrong
Ooooobjectives, management knows best!
Ooooobjectives, management knows best!
Come to release day and see
Customers smile and sing
Come, they adore, full of glee,
Product sales release will bring
Ooooobjectives, management knows best!
Ooooobjectives, management knows best!
See how the direction laid
See who the exec team will praise;
Mary, Joe, our BA’s aid
See the success the team did raise
Objectives, management knows best!
Objectives, management knows best!
Ding Dong Features Are High
Ding dong! Features are high
So many, the alarm bells are ringing
Ding dong! developers will cry
Lots of late nights they’re bringing
Hysteria,
BA’s please come save us!
Hysteria,
BA’s please come save us!
Pick your, features prime
Cut the features that linger
Help us deliver on time
Don’t let it be a zinger
Hysteria,
BA’s please come save us!
Hysteria,
BA’s please come save us!
Please Rest Ye Merry bright BA
Please rest ye merry, bright BA, let nothing you dismay,
Remember the customer twas sold on Release Day;
To save us all from Exec’s power when we were gone astray.
O products of delight and joy, delight and joy;
O products of delight and joy.
From our favorite requirements team a blessèd BA came;
And for the developers brought documents of fame;
And now it’s written down, not to be taken in vain.
O products of delight and joy, delight and joy;
O products of delight and joy.
“Fear not, then,” said the PM, “Let nothing you afright
This team is full of developers, nothing but bright
To build all those features for us to meet to Exec’s delight”
O products of delight and joy, delight and joy;
O products of delight and joy.
Happy Holidays!

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